FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Looks like I’m eating a dumpling pancake
thisiswhyishouldntbeontumblrorskypewhencooking
Why so Azn?
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(Source: seizetonight)
PT?
Physical Training?
I FEEL STUPID! Also…. I love you and you have been missed.
Don’t.
That’s what they all say.
QnQ I don’t want to be like everyone.
Everyone is like everyone, dear~
=/ Still.
PT?
Physical Training?
I FEEL STUPID! Also…. I love you and you have been missed.
Don’t.
That’s what they all say.
QnQ I don’t want to be like everyone.
Protip: take a breath every time you need to say “like” or “um” and it’ll DRASTICALLY reduce how often you need it. You’ll slow down and pace your words more so that you won’t need fillers. It’s weird at first, but it gets so that you stop feeling the need to add it in.
One of four important things I learned in my freshman seminar.
Yeah, I just, like…you know. I just sorta like can’t stand it, but, like, I can’t stop. Oh god, I’m just gonna, like, die now. It’s probably like the only way to, like, stop or something.
(Source: fuckiminmy20s)
he called russian grandmas hot, good guy
best country
I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS RIGHT /CRIES
I immediately thought of Hetaween, not gonna lie.
finland does what he wants





